Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Hump day

For my first mid-week visit to the den I’ve gone girl crazy…so Den being Den he’s on first name terms with these ladies…Noreen, Mary, Chelsea, Jeanette, Barbara, Patricia & Marianne. Kick back with these extras to feed your Ipod and please yo peepers...more news at the weekend.




This one made the steam come out the top of my head the first time I heard it…phew! What do I know about her…absolutely zip but when you’ve got a load of bopdebopdebops, a xylophone buried under a wall of sound, a name like Noreen and an invitation to run your fingers through her fur what can you say other than; Ms Cococoran you could out-whistle Whistler’s Mother…

Noreen Cocoran- Love Kitten






I really thought this LP may be a pile of old rope…I knew “Baby that’s me” but this knocks the spots off that one. The LP is great…even the covers of the 60s pop & R ‘n’ B standards stand up pretty well. I’m a little confused as to what the other slices of The Cake are up to for the majority of this track as it sounds like a solo performance right up to the last twenty seconds…Anyway, this will pull you dead to the curb. Wang it on and settle down with a cup of Den’s current favourite pick up after a night on the giggle juice…a nice steaming cup of Twinings 1706 strong blend…it gets Den through his lousy day gig…


The Cake- World of dreams



Again, the indecisive reluctant side of Den poo-pahed this one when he first heard that Mary Weiss had recorded an album…but through Shangri-la submersion therapy in Spring 2008 he realized that this was the next stage in his girl group rehab…Well I laid out my cash for this and have been giving it heavy spins ever since…Den is hot for buying more booty from the great Norton Records when his chump change arrives from his 9-5. Anyway, what more can I say, it’s got guts and it don’t make you slobber…dig it people!






Den’s been kicking back and watching more David Lynch eye-ball pleasers on the one-eyed lodger; last night he settled down for “Lost Highway”. Patricia Arquette as a fierce, moody, intense, brunette with the sharpest fringe this side of Betty P alongside a second helping of Patricia as an ice cream haired, promiscuous, devious, porn star, gangsters moll…if only they were two people (Lynch says it’s the same person!) Den could dream up mathematical possibilities that would make a rocket scientists head hurt! So, then the age old question…blonde vs brunette…which one is the cat’s whiskers?


Patricia Arquette- Lost Highway blonde



Patricia Arquette- Lost Highway brunette


So Den is lost for words now he’s at the end of his extra edition…Den discovered Marianne Cheesecake during his scouting work, he aint seen her up close yet but being a master baker (banana bread for the inner circle this week!) like Marianne in this bizarre juice/ baking routine he can empathize with her artistic goals. Although he could have done without the audience member goofing around at the end, Cheesecake is still a frickin’ hoot- she shakes it, she fan’s it, she laughs at herself, she dresses like a geezer; She's got what it takes- she don't take herself too seriously, what more could you ask for

Marianne Cheesecake- Baking time!


Marianne Cheesecake- Fan dance











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