Got no strings

Ooo it's been a good few days since I last swung by this part of the world. What have I been doin? Well, first trip to Scunthorpe was done the other week along with triathalon viewings and free feeds. What more could you want...oh, yeah a cider lolly in a paper wrapper! £1!!!

Yup, I know I keep turning to the ever- creepy Cliff. But I couldn't let this one fly past thanks to my hombre, Michael. I just don't understand why he's Cliff Richard Jnr! Anyway, If you ever wanted to see what Cliff looked like as a Thunderbird: look no further!

Cliff Richard- Shooting star

Only a short one this week but I will be back with MORE! next time, Denettes

Side shuffling

So it's Mid- January and I've been neglecting my corner of the web for the last few weeks. So lined up against the wall we have a smattering of youtube clips and some booshwash about Mad Men (Season 3 starts on the beeb on 21/1/10). Oh yeah, and a bunch of cheesy crappy pictures of our musical stars to add to their smokin' tracks!

The search goes on for cheesy images of the Peter Pan of pop...In the meantime the real work...the search for hot slabs keeps chuggin along....snort it up folks!

Cliff Richard & The Shadows- Ain't no turning back

The shot at the beginning of this video flips ol' Den's toupe...it's like '78 porn! That lovely burgendy Peacock label enticing me in...oh, to build a time machine...I tell you, it's hard to find cheesy pictures of a 50's R n B singer looking cheesy...

Big Mama Thornton- They call me big Mama

And so to a complete piss- wet knickers, scream fest from the blonde scouser William Wycherley. I think this may have been his first release. He's one stone cold bastard this dude...that is until the vid cuts short at the end! This is the worse picture I can find of Billy on the whole net...lookin' a bit like Rod Stewart...

Billy Fury- Don't knock upon my door

Absolute hogwash from the future coochie-coochie coo man who stole Dave Berry's act for the glam rock age. Anyway, his 5ft 2" girlfriend is missing...it's as rockin' as it gets in 1961 in Mansfield...top rate! This snap is from an ill-advised stint in Shitty-shitty bang-bang.

Shane Fenton & The Fentones- Five foot two, eyes of blue

And so to season 2 of Mad Men. I've previously raved about this copacetic TV show but this section has seen me tune my peepers seriously into the duds that Don wears on a daily basis! That cat is gone man! Anyhow, that aside- Joan! That girl has got a figure that not only doesnt give up but slaps you with a restraining order and then pees in your petrol tank for good measure. She's one smokin' sock dollager...and on this clip she's sat next to that cat- hound Russell Brand...

Christina Hendricks on the Jimmy Kimmel show

Meat pies= good; Apple crumble= not so good!

So Den is here with the post Burly-Q blues again (though only 8 weeks or so 'til the next 'un! Tickets available at www.burlyq.co.uk) with some more stuff up his stuffed sleeve...He's been napping, supping free fine home-made reeb, watching afternoon Fred & Ginger flicks, reading the fantastic "City of nets" by Otto Friedrich and having a week off any hoochy cootchie!

Thanks to a fellow blogger over on Fbook Den stumbled across this one the other week and subsequently snapped it up. Little did he know that he already had it on the nasty-sleeved LP "Long tall girl with a short dress on". Anyway, this one will get you shakin' the meat off yo bones and banish any memories of that tedious, bearded, Manc Graham Nash!

The Hollies- Hey willy!

Den has been listening to a rather tasty comp of French female vox stuff. Can he track any of it down? Nah- it's those elusive hen's teeth again! This one is much better than that coopered legging-wearing nicotine fiend from Lahndan!

Adele- Ces't Bon

Den knows next to nowt about this one but thanks to those fine bunch at Bim Bam he discovered this US only (wethinks?) side from Clifford and the boyz.

Cliff Richard- Choppin' and changing

Den recently cast his ever-straining peepers over the last Astaire- Rogers flick "The Barkleys of Broadway". No plot. Whatsover. But this great sequence from the ever-skinny, ageless, Fred...I've got a feeling I'm gonna read his autobiog before the year is out...Ginger is looking weird in this one...maybe it's the long barnet?

The Barkleys of Broadway- Shoes with wings sequence

Pear cider, beards & painful old shoes

Den's been busy this week but is back with some stuff that's great, some that aint so great and some that has to be seen to be believed. Tune in those peepers and cab doors people....

More filth from Des this time an ode to those hard working Amsterdam cleaners...

Des O' Connor- Jizz moppers

I bet that's the first time Cliff has been beneath a jizz mopper...Anyway, Den is fresh from reading a great article about the social- pariah that is Cliff Richard. Check out some unheard gems and squirm with embarresment and reach for the time machine and snipers rifle to take him out at Wimbledon in '96. Did you hear about Una Stubbs? She had a nasty accident...she fell off a cliff!

Cliff Richard- Throw down a line

Cliff Richard- I can't ask for anymore than you

Cliff Richard at Wimbledon

This is the most bonkers thing that Den has seen in many a day. It's worth watching to 1:40 to hear Frankie Howerd boom out "the leeches, the leeches". For those of you out there with the constitution of an ox there is about 6 parts to this- follow the link and look at the users other vids. That Robin Gibb may be wiggy goofy skinny runt but he'd got his 'ead screwed on to have side-stepped this stinker!

Bee Gees- Cucumber castle part one