Pear cider, beards & painful old shoes

Den's been busy this week but is back with some stuff that's great, some that aint so great and some that has to be seen to be believed. Tune in those peepers and cab doors people....

More filth from Des this time an ode to those hard working Amsterdam cleaners...

Des O' Connor- Jizz moppers

I bet that's the first time Cliff has been beneath a jizz mopper...Anyway, Den is fresh from reading a great article about the social- pariah that is Cliff Richard. Check out some unheard gems and squirm with embarresment and reach for the time machine and snipers rifle to take him out at Wimbledon in '96. Did you hear about Una Stubbs? She had a nasty accident...she fell off a cliff!

Cliff Richard- Throw down a line

Cliff Richard- I can't ask for anymore than you

Cliff Richard at Wimbledon

This is the most bonkers thing that Den has seen in many a day. It's worth watching to 1:40 to hear Frankie Howerd boom out "the leeches, the leeches". For those of you out there with the constitution of an ox there is about 6 parts to this- follow the link and look at the users other vids. That Robin Gibb may be wiggy goofy skinny runt but he'd got his 'ead screwed on to have side-stepped this stinker!

Bee Gees- Cucumber castle part one

There is a better way of applying blue paint

Den's been working on his jazz look this last week and still ain't so sure...but he is committed to looking like a hawaiian head shrinking freak 3 weeks on sat so he must endure. Oh, that and painting the crapper a nice shade of Hawaiian blue.

Den casts his mind back to Summer '98 and an anonymous warehouse in Cologne. I didn't know what to expect from this bunch but I was pleasantly surprised (well you would be wouldn't you given the circs!). This is from the little known "Kicking the clouds away" LP tribute to George Gershwin. They look pretty naff but forgive them...it was 1998!

The Mobylettes- The man I love

Shits and giggles time from (Bull)Moose Jackson and his "Big ten inch". I'm guessing they were rioting back in '52 when this one hit the mid- west...

Moose Jackson- Big ten inch record

As you'll know Den is a Twin Peaks freak so he flipped his wig when he found this one...oh the fun- Coop you're a hoot! And while you're at it search youtube for "Twin Peaks Lego"...oh the fun!!

Twin Peaks Saturday Night Live spoof

Now Den's head was turned when his peepers caught sight of this '60's inspired tomato. Now Den's bag is all over the place but it's rare to see an act with a 60's influence anyway and even rarer when its not naff bollocks. Check out the film real on her sight- Den particularly digs the fact that this gal can splash some paint around- blue as well...the same colour as Den's recently repainted smallest room...

Agent Lynch

What Kenny Rogers knows about chicken

Den is back from the US with sides and plenty more good stuff- including a wife on his arm! Here's some videos over on the youtube for you to get your freak on to.

Den's been snarfing up those expensive cinema snacks whilst tuning his peepers into the latest releases. This is a spin-off from one of 'em...

(500) Days of summer bank heist!

Den's been listening to a lot of Bobbie Gentry this week. Steer clear of that LP with Glen Campbell though- it's a stinker! This video is very sixties! Anybody know who's version came first? Bobbie or PJ Proby?

Bobbie Gentry- Nikki hoeky

Den's loved this one since he heard it in 'The big lebowski' many moons ago...Kenny Rogers is so naff it's barely funny...check out his range of chicken!!

Kenny Rogers & The First Edition

Another blast from the past with this one- Den tuning his ears into this around '92 when his Ma won a competition and got the 'My Girl' soundtrack. God-awful flick, top soundtrack. Guys who sound like gals float Den's boat...

Spiral Starecase

Normal service will be resumed next time...